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Noun: sex act involving two men wherein one penis is inserted into the other. In order to attain this penial equilibrium, one penis may be subjected to colder climates, thereby causing shrinkage and allowing for ease of slippage of the smaller appendage into the entrance of the larger appendage. To not leave the non-polar penis out of any physical enjoyment (Pain? Open to your own interpretation), the sheath in which the sword will be placed must have the opening stretched as far as possible without any tears or tears (Liquid tears are ok; act as lubricant, but the wordplay would work without including it) When everything is in its right place, enjoy your attempts to escape the Chinese Finger Trap
1: Dude, wanna experiment?
2: Why do you have a bucket of ice and rubber gloves?
1: If I answered your one question would you take my word for it that it's fun and kinky and just trust me?
2: Sure...
1: Chinese FInger Trap!
2: That doesn't sound to painful...
by Dirk Sphincter January 10, 2010
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A sexual position predominately used by homosexuals as a method of mutual masturbation; two men inserts their penises into either sides of a Chinese 'Finger Trap' toy while moving back and forth in order to stimulate an orgasm. The two men can also high five during the act to achieve a modified 'Eiffel Tower'.
I'm not saying I'd suck his dick, but I won't find getting him in a Chinese Finger Trap...
by dave creedance April 11, 2009
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When two dicks are put tip to tip, then a girl jerks you both off simultaneously. Both hands together, side to side.
Sean: You think that girl would ski us both?
Josh: Definitely!
Erin: I would prefer to Chinese Finger Trap you. More bang for the buck!
by ChineseFingerTrap February 13, 2014
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This occurs when you're having anal sex with someone and they are suddenly startled. They tighten up and part of their anal tract comes outside into the world on your cock like a sock puppet.
The harder you pull the harder it is to get out of the chinese finger trap
by Stevie Yates September 12, 2009
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When two people connect their dry anuses together via a double-sided dildo, count "1-2-3" and then pull out simultaneously on "3" to create two simultaneous pink socks.
I heard Ben and Matt got bored and made a chinese finger trap over the weekend! They had to get surgery afterwards.
by MegaWang February 12, 2008
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When someone grasps on to the head of their cock and at the same time with the same hand grasps onto someone elses and in unison strokes their cocks, not ever breaking the grip or the "trap"
I walk into the diner the other day and the waiter and a customer had their drawers drop and the waiter had their cocks lock in a Chinese Finger Trap.
by dorsey2 May 28, 2007
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The act of applying super glue as lubricant while having sex. It allows some movement, while at the same time sticking and slowing you down.
My friend, never settle for super glue, rubber cement will give you the best chinese finger trap
by Life changer July 19, 2010
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