One of the most beautiful languages in the world ,if you can understand the meaning of the words.

The greeting line "ni hao ma"are often used by non-Asian people as a pick-up line to all east Asians.

person 1:中文是一種美麗的語言
person 2:Wow ,look at that,the Chinese writing is bizarre!
by voyager1222 August 30, 2014
The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.
Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going?
Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want!

Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master! Allow me to lick your shoes clean!
by Daniel Lim January 28, 2006
country that some people think every east and south eastern Asian came/originated from
Tim: Hey, chinese kid

Rulki: Sorry dude, I'm Filipino

Jon: WOW! A Chinese kid

Rulki: Thanks, but I'm from The Philippines

Jon: Did you just move here from China?

Rulki: My ancestors are Filipino but I was born in California
by God hates me more than you August 23, 2011
A group of people from Far East Asia that used to have a rich history such as the Three Kingdoms, literature and Confucius. Unfortunately, this is all gone and is replaced by greedy, selfish, money-hungry people that only care about their status. China is almost entirely capitalistic with little regard for the environment, the planet or even human life since money and social status is far more important than anything else.

Not only that, but the Chinese were partially responsible for the annihilation of rhinos due to their bullshit, nonsensical medicine. Hell, they single-handedly caused a species of quail in China to go extinct. The modern Chinese person is extremely primitive since they piss and shit in public, on the floors, in trains, in stores, etc. They even have a dog-eating contest and these dogs were stolen from other people. That's right, these dogs were originally pets stolen without permission. They don't give a shit for others. Hell, they're willing to kill baby girls since boys are far more important than girls in their culture and society.

Ironically, in modern Chinese culture, they brag about themselves and butt into other people's business but if you say anything to them, they become all butthurt and hate you forever. They are by far the most annoying people around due to their easily butthurt attitude, their obsession with money and status, and indifference towards the world.
The Chinese are primitive assholes that brag about themselves and are willing to annihilate the entire Earth in order to get status and money.
by Wahrsager350 July 29, 2015
A type of food commonly served as a cure to constipation.
I was constipating this morning so I went down to Chang's for some Chinese. Fifteen minutes later, it was mudslide in paradise!
by cliffsiderock August 24, 2009

Done with haste or lack of attention.
"Dude, don't Chinese my eggs like that"
by Wan Chan March 24, 2012
1. People native to China
2. Chinese-Americans/ Canadian/ Australian/ English in the english speaking world. China's best and brightest who moved the hell out of China and hold on to the model minority myth as though it should apply to people back in China. They also like to believe that their over achieving minority deserves a spupremacist philosophy.
3. People who can't get into space and are a minority(but over represented by national poulation) in the world's best universities.
4. People who say "HELLO" to every waiguoren(foreigner) assuming they are American. Chinese-Americans also complain these same assumptions about white people and the asian race.
5. Love Abercrombie and Fitch (33% of the consumers) and complain there is no asian american models for this company.

1.Wow the chinese from Shanghai, HK and Singapore are migrating to Australia, America, Canada, England and New Zealand. I guess they loved what the british gave them and want to move in the model majority.
2.Fuck there is heaps of chinese here. Why did America open up relations, why didn't the west just make english the official language like they did in India.
by Dawei756 February 18, 2008
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