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1. People native to China
2. Chinese-Americans/ Canadian/ Australian/ English in the english speaking world. China's best and brightest who moved the hell out of China and hold on to the model minority myth as though it should apply to people back in China. They also like to believe that their over achieving minority deserves a spupremacist philosophy.
3. People who can't get into space and are a minority(but over represented by national poulation) in the world's best universities.
4. People who say "HELLO" to every waiguoren(foreigner) assuming they are American. Chinese-Americans also complain these same assumptions about white people and the asian race.
5. Love Abercrombie and Fitch (33% of the consumers) and complain there is no asian american models for this company.

1.Wow the chinese from Shanghai, HK and Singapore are migrating to Australia, America, Canada, England and New Zealand. I guess they loved what the british gave them and want to move in the model majority.
2.Fuck there is heaps of chinese here. Why did America open up relations, why didn't the west just make english the official language like they did in India.
by Dawei756 February 18, 2008
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A group of people from Far East Asia that used to have a rich history such as the Three Kingdoms, literature and Confucius. Unfortunately, this is all gone and is replaced by greedy, selfish, money-hungry people that only care about their status. China is almost entirely capitalistic with little regard for the environment, the planet or even human life since money and social status is far more important than anything else.

Not only that, but the Chinese were partially responsible for the annihilation of rhinos due to their bullshit, nonsensical medicine. Hell, they single-handedly caused a species of quail in China to go extinct. The modern Chinese person is extremely primitive since they piss and shit in public, on the floors, in trains, in stores, etc. They even have a dog-eating contest and these dogs were stolen from other people. That's right, these dogs were originally pets stolen without permission. They don't give a shit for others. Hell, they're willing to kill baby girls since boys are far more important than girls in their culture and society.

Ironically, in modern Chinese culture, they brag about themselves and butt into other people's business but if you say anything to them, they become all butthurt and hate you forever. They are by far the most annoying people around due to their easily butthurt attitude, their obsession with money and status, and indifference towards the world.
The Chinese are primitive assholes that brag about themselves and are willing to annihilate the entire Earth in order to get status and money.
by Wahrsager350 July 29, 2015
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Verb:

Done with haste or lack of attention.
"Dude, don't Chinese my eggs like that"
by Wan Chan March 24, 2012
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A synonym of 'Asian' defined by Americans
A: "Are you Chinese?"
B: "I'm not Chinese, I'm from Japan."
A: "Are you Chinese?"
C: "I'm not Chinese, I'm from Korea."
A: "... Let me guess you are not Chinese are you?"
D: "I am, for Chairman Mao's sake!"
by intrastella9999 May 14, 2016
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Mr Hung speaks Chinese. He goes Ching chong
by Dirtstepper March 28, 2017
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a language that asian people use all the time. Most non-asians think all they say is ching ching chong chong.
Non-Asian: Hey, you Chinese?
Asian: ching ching chong chong
by Arti_CreepYT April 15, 2017
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