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the coolest people to ever rock the planet.

creators of the world's most delicious food. that includes fried rice, dumplings & soy sauce, wanton soup, orange chicken, noodles (pasta - yes italy, china made it first), ETC.

the world's largest group of people.

peace - loving people who do not like violence or aggression unlike white people. but, if confronted, they for sure will kick some mother fucking ass with ancient, graceful practices such as kung fu.

ancestors of this decent were GENIUSES (inventions such as fireworks, the compass, wheelbarrow, paper).

the most clever race.

a BENEVOLENT, kind people who like to share, and insist on stuffing visitors with food and gifts.

a HARDWORKING people who are community-minded and wish to help the world
Yo that girl is so nice and smart, is she Chinese?

You bet!
by jimmychooo July 10, 2008
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The biggest group of people on this universe
The Israeli army want to invade us. Yes our army will go 100x to 1x to theirs. it is time that Chinese arise free, and break away from Communism!
by wutangsquared April 28, 2008
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One of the most beautiful languages in the world ,if you can understand the meaning of the words.

The greeting line "ni hao ma"are often used by non-Asian people as a pick-up line to all east Asians.
世界上最美的語言之一,如果你能了解其文字的含意

person 1:中文是一種美麗的語言
person 2:Wow ,look at that,the Chinese writing is bizarre!
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Known for being smart and hardworking, especially shrewed in doing business and setting up enterprises; Faced discrimination and ostracism where they constitute a significant minority but own a big chunk of economic pie, as in South East Asia. Hence they are also known as the Jews of the Orient, a parallel that is being drawn due to the outstanding achievements and discrimination faced by the Jews throughout history.
You should learn from the Chinese! Don't just laze around and be smart!
by kyh August 12, 2008
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people who of chinsese origin(from china) stereotypes include:
bad drivers
good at math/science
nerds
hard worker
knows karate
straight A's
all asians

most of these aren't true but hell lets face it, white people didnt have enough to stereotype.
White Guy:Hey u nerdy chinese guy
Chinese guy:White make me laugh
White Guy: Oh No ull use karate!
Chinese guy:dude... the hell is wrong with u?
White Guy: Im white man, duh
by Twizum45 December 22, 2006
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the all time coolest race in the entire world. they are good at everything, and anything. people who say that chinese people are bad are just fools with no life. they have awesome food, they use their brains, and they are very hard working people.
i am part chinese. i am mostly white, but i am more proud to be chinese.
by Mr.Sir June 21, 2007
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What ignorant people use to descrive people with wide eyes.
Person 1: Hey! Ching chong!!
Person 2: I no Chinese! I'm Japanese!!
Person 1: Exactly! You're Chinese!
Person 2: No I'm not you fucking asshole!
Person 1: So, do you like eggrolls?
Person 2. SHUT UP! I NO LIKE EGGROLS I LIKE SUSHI!
Person 1: So have you been to the Wall of China?
Person 2: Fuck you.
by Daroach June 10, 2008
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