he also *no joke* wears women's clothing
he prefers women pants over men's because
they fit better and are tighter
and pretzels stick to his head when hot
i know first hand
he also tries to run me over in his car almost every day on the way to my bus
he is satan's ugly cousin who never wears anything except skin tight shirts from Hollister because he's emo like that
he also spends lots of time at the Digital Mayhem place where the nerds and goth and band kids pay tons of money to sit at a computer for 20 minutes before paying tons of money again
TIM: No..I don't need help. Do I look like I need help?
HOLLISTER WORKER: Well, you are in the women's department!