China: No! Meybe foh Three Dollah!
Jack: ... How about three cents?
China: WHERE DEM FISH STICK!
Jack: Dude... don't you have any Chinese Pride?
China: What dat?
-one of the oldest nations
-fastest growing and 2nd largest economy
-largest and 2nd strongest military
-unique culture and diveristy
-most spoken language (mandarin)
-4th largest tourist attraction
-dominates in sports (won most gold medals in 2008 olympics)
-most univeristies in the world
-largest manufacturer with "made in china" products everywhere
-3rd largest auto industry
-most powerful country in the east
-3rd largest movie industry