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1.
Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.
At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.
by 2drnk2fck January 23, 2007
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2.
the act of putting glue on the tip of two mans penis's and then sticking them together. sleep with like that overnight. Wake up in the morning and have FUN!
Brad: Hey man what is up with you today?
Michael: I just had the chinese penis trap done last night.
by Speedy__898 February 11, 2011
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3.
A contraption designed by gay divorce lawyers anticipating gay marriage.

A Chinese penis trap is when two alpha males put their dicks in the penis trap (like a finger trap) and struggle for male authority and domination over keeping the car or house etc.

The loser has no penis or house and the winner takes it all (per ABBA).

See also Russian Jewlette
John and Rick just got a divorced and they want to see who gets the house by calling on the Chinese Penis Trap.

Luckily Ling Yung's dick was soo fucking small that when he lost to the Chinese Penis Trap he lost the house but kept his tiny dingaling.

Casino's in Oregon are now using Russian Roulette and the Chinese Penis Trap for million dollar wins.
by quintincrisp July 07, 2011
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4.
A contraption designed by gay divorce lawyers anticipating gay marriage.

A Chinese penis trap is when two alpha males put there dicks in the penis trap (like a finger trap) and struggle for male authority and domination over keeping the car or house etc.

The loser has no penis or house and the winner takes it all (per ABBA).

Please also see Russian Jewlette
John and Rick just got a divorced and they want to see who gets the house by calling on the Chinese Penis Trap.

Luckily Ling Yung's dick was soo fucking small that when he lost to the Chinese Penis Trap he lost the house but kept his tiny dingaling.

Casino's in Oregon are now using Russian Roulette and the Chinese Penis Trap for million dollar wins.
by quintincrisp July 07, 2011
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When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
by Jared & Josh April 12, 2010
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6.
A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.
A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
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