When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.
When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"
Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
The act of wrapping fireworks around your penis and lighting them off.
In Jackass, Johnny Knoxville decided to do a Chinese Newyear.
Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.
That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!
A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.
Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.
when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.
Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.
For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.