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A stream of ejaculation, prematurely released by a Chinese man landing at the feet of their intended sexual partner.
P. Chang was so excited by the idea of making love that his little oyster dick jizzed the moment he dropped his pants causing nearby customers in the restaurant to rise out of their seats, hurdle the Chinese Jump Rope and run for the exit.
by Harry P. Nusses March 07, 2011

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