|1.||Chinese Green House|
When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.
Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.
Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.
Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener
Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with