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The REAL chinese fire drill
A "Chinese fire drill" is when people trick a random stranger into entering their car amidst a lot of commotion. There is a lot of noise and movement, and the victim is usually distracted. During the time they're in the car, they're actually pricked with a needle carrying blood tainted with H.I.V. They are then let out of the car, their assault unbeknownst to them. Then they sleep with everyone at a party, and everyone dies. Especially Casper. He got the Chinese Fire Drill, he got it bad.
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The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed. Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.
erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time! |
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A Chinese Fire Drill is when, at a red light, a group of people hop out their car, switch to different seats as fast as they can, and ride away. Yo, I'm so bored. Wanna piss people off and go do chinese fire drills?!
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1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle 1
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother. Hanns: How'd it go? Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there... 2 Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light. Hanns: Kay. |
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In Detroit], the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.
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When during sexual intercourse the couple decides to switch positions from girl on top to missionary or vice versa while the male's penis stays in the female's vagina. My butt's cramping up, let's do a chinese fire drill!
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Used as a euphemism in sports, when in a particular zone there is mass disorganization, confusion, or lack of cohesion. Bill: Did you see the Senators power-play last night?
Ted: It was brutal! The whole thing looked like a Chinese fire drill |
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