|1.||Chinese Dragon Fingers|
One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.
Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."