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A sweet, cuddly, mystical animal primarily found in the Northeastern United States. Little is known for certain about these magical beasts. It has been hypothesized that they are largely nocturnal as they are rarely seen during the daylight hours. Legend suggests that they may struggle with dehydration. Explorers who have happened upon chinchaglas maintain that they are wildly unpredictable and that "you never really know what they will do next." In addition, it has been said that these crafty critters have a bit of a penchant for misbehavior. Most other information on these charming creatures is based primarily on guesswork.
Never bother a chinchagla that has recently woken.
by moses12345 July 29, 2013