"China, like many other countries could take a fairly decent swipe at the USA, not by attacking it with bombs and guns, but by sending it the bank ballance."
"Having amassed foreign currency approaching the trillion mark, and forcing down the value of it's currency by pegging it to *snigger* the dollar, it has been able to strategically develop a fund, which will sustain its economy if the sniveling twats in charge of US fiscal overseas policy ever succeed in begging the WTO to make China raise the price of it's currency."
China's sole aim in doing all this is to give me something with which to slap abnoxious Americans, so I can jack myself off while watching them bridle in an effort to make some matcho agressive response.
American: Yeah but, "insert long winded shale of humorous antagonised patriotism here"
Me: Well China "insert more made up stuff here"
et cetera... ad nauseam...
Party :"All your base are belong to us now , you are on your way to destruction"
wildass:"This is MADNESS!"
Party :"Madness?This is Chinaaaaaa"
Party :"Target neutralized."
(2) a type of dinnerware used in formal occasions
(3) Puerto Rican Spanish slang for Orange.
1) it is the world's most populated country;
2) its language is so damn hard for English-speaking ppl to learn;
3) it is Red...Communists controlled...
4) Kids from that land is under a lot of pressure...You never heard about any kid committing suicide after a test? Go there and find plenty...
5) People there are sly and selfish...They make friends for their life, not for who you are...Well it hardly happens...
6) The poor is poorer so You Have to Donate if you want to keep your regular job...And the donation get corrupted by the government. The poor get nothing but pity, well better saying as spiritual support.
7)I don't know what can prevent ppl there from sneaking abroad...
Man 2: You didn't hear about the earthquake this summer?
Man 1: Oh thats so not safe to go then!
Man 2: Indeed, the whole China is...
Chinese civilization is among the oldest in the world. Ancient nomads built the Great Wall of China thousands of years ago to keep northern armies from invading. The Great Wall can be seen from outter space.
2. the world largest capital attracting mechine that is good at producing lousy products
3. one of the "two largest axes of evil on earth", another is the bush government