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a town, barely, of ignorant shut ins...destined for failure. everyone in this town: at its schools, in its trashy second hand stores, or the drug dealers are all closed minded wanna bes, that will, in turn, go nowhere. individually, most people are fine, but, as a group, the entire town of chimacum...and its surrounding areas...have no room for personal growth and are stuck in a rut. the people need to learn to accept others, and not be so damn selfish. everyone is either on drugs, or is too much of a pussy to do anything interesting. most of the girls from elementary to high school are sluts and can be easily taken to the school bathroom or parking lot for some...fun. the guys, are either always talking about sex, or...well, theyre all always talking about sex. and, if you find a kid walking down the road, chances are, theyre tweaked out of their mind and will suck your dick for drugs. and you always have to remember, DONT TRUST ANYONE!!! every single person in this town will sell you out. theyre all two faced. its just, not a good place to be...ever. no matter what, no exceptions.
i went to chimacum last night... ...and...? ...i got some free meth and a blowjob from a 6th grader.
by slutfacedhoebag November 25, 2010
washington. the gayest town ever. close to port hadlock and port townsend, both equally douchebaggy. it's home to chimacum elementary, middle, and high school. everybody smokes weed. like everybody. we have our own projects, a qfc, a ghetto, at least three places to buy used clothes, a bar, a fish n chips place, and a shitty library that smells like old people.

never move here.
1. "yo dawg. you wanna come chill up with me in my shit house and smoke some of that african weed?"
2. "here in chimacum, we like to keep it in the family."
3. "our school is devoid of racial people/darkskins."
by i have gonorrhea. July 28, 2009
a town, barely, of ignorant shut ins...destined for failure. everyone in this town: at its schools, in its trashy second hand stores, or the drug dealers are all closed minded wanna bes, that will, in turn, go nowhere. individually, most people are fine, but, as a group, the entire town of chimacum...and its surrounding areas...have no room for personal growth and are stuck in a rut. the people need to learn to accept others, and not be so damn selfish. everyone is either on drugs, or is too much of a pussy to do anything interesting. most of the girls from elementary to high school are sluts and can be easily taken to the school bathroom or parking lot for some...fun. the guys, are either always talking about sex, or...well, theyre all always talking about sex. and, if you find a kid walking down the road, chances are, theyre tweaked out of their mind and will suck your dick for drugs. and you always have to remember, DONT TRUST ANYONE!!! every single person in this town will sell you out. theyre all two faced. its just, not a good place to be...ever. no matter what, no exceptions.
i went to chimacum last night... ...and...? ...i got some free meth and a blowjob from a 6th grader.
by slutfacedhoebag November 25, 2010
a town, barely, of ignorant shut ins...destined for failure. everyone in this town: at its schools, in its trashy second hand stores, or the drug dealers are all closed minded wanna bes, that will, in turn, go nowhere. individually, most people are fine, but, as a group, the entire town of chimacum...and its surrounding areas...have no room for personal growth and are stuck in a rut. the people need to learn to accept others, and not be so damn selfish. everyone is either on drugs, or is too much of a pussy to do anything interesting. most of the girls from elementary to high school are sluts and can be easily taken to the school bathroom or parking lot for some...fun. the guys, are either always talking about sex, or...well, theyre all always talking about sex. and, if you find a kid walking down the road, chances are, theyre tweaked out of their mind and will suck your dick for drugs. and you always have to remember, DONT TRUST ANYONE!!! every single person in this town will sell you out. theyre all two faced. its just, not a good place to be...ever. no matter what, no exceptions.
i went to chimacum last night... ...and...? ...i got some free meth and a blowjob from a 6th grader.
by slutfacedhoebag November 25, 2010
a town, barely, of ignorant shut ins...destined for failure. everyone in this town: at its schools, in its trashy second hand stores, or the drug dealers are all closed minded wanna bes, that will, in turn, go nowhere. individually, most people are fine, but, as a group, the entire town of chimacum...and its surrounding areas...have no room for personal growth and are stuck in a rut. the people need to learn to accept others, and not be so damn selfish. everyone is either on drugs, or is too much of a pussy to do anything interesting. most of the girls from elementary to high school are sluts and can be easily taken to the school bathroom or parking lot for some...fun. the guys, are either always talking about sex, or...well, theyre all always talking about sex. and, if you find a kid walking down the road, chances are, theyre tweaked out of their mind and will suck your dick for drugs. and you always have to remember, DONT TRUST ANYONE!!! every single person in this town will sell you out. theyre all two faced. its just, not a good place to be...ever. no matter what, no exceptions.
i went to chimacum last night... ...and...? ...i got some free meth and a blowjob from a 6th grader.
by slutfacedhoebag November 25, 2010
a town, barely, of ignorant shut ins...destined for failure. everyone in this town: at its schools, in its trashy second hand stores, or the drug dealers are all closed minded wanna bes, that will, in turn, go nowhere. individually, most people are fine, but, as a group, the entire town of chimacum...and its surrounding areas...have no room for personal growth and are stuck in a rut. the people need to learn to accept others, and not be so damn selfish. everyone is either on drugs, or is too much of a pussy to do anything interesting. most of the girls from elementary to high school are sluts and can be easily taken to the school bathroom or parking lot for some...fun. the guys, are either always talking about sex, or...well, theyre all always talking about sex. and, if you find a kid walking down the road, chances are, theyre tweaked out of their mind and will suck your dick for drugs. and you always have to remember, DONT TRUST ANYONE!!! every single person in this town will sell you out. theyre all two faced. its just, not a good place to be...ever. no matter what, no exceptions.
i went to chimacum last night... ...and...? ...i got some free meth and a blow job from a 6th grader.
by just another ignorant shut in. November 25, 2010

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