|1.||Chillin with Fernando Day|
Chillin with Fernando Day is a new national holiday to be celebrated every April 29th. Everyone has had a coworker they can't stand, and can't wait for them to get shit-canned or quit. Eventually, even though it seems like an eternity, it finally happens! April 29th is the day to celebrate life at work, without said person. It is a newfound freedom of more enjoyable daily working conditions, and a resetting of the universe back to normal.
Tomorrow is Chillin with Fernando Day! It's time for a kegger. Remember when _____ did that at work? What a jerk. We couldn't stand that ahole. Thank god he is gone.