Chile is the land that is full of shit.

Full of traitors, sold their brothers for some guns.

Full of liars, they sold weapons being a neutral country

Full of transexual prostitutes, just look every corner.

Full of unreasonable fear, over 20 years of pinochet has traumatised them.

Full of Envy, because when the spanish came lo america, they didn´t find shit on chile, just a shitload of sand in a desert, they grow hating their neighbours becaouse they did had many things.

Full of dead brains( It´s a miracle in chile if a person has an original idea, the last person died over 200 years ago, that´s why they copy verything from averyone.

a place where people talk a funny spanish.

A country that's expected to become the dominant republic of south america at the year 2010, when it becomes 200 years old.

Limits at north with Peru, at north-east with Bolivia, at east with Argentina, at the west with the pacific ocean.

The pacific ocean is now and will be in the future the main gate for south america to the asian economy, using the ports Valparaiso and San Antonio to send and receive products to/from asia and the rest of the world.

The climate is different in the country: at the north is the Atacama's Dessert (the most dry in the world, where the NASA tests the mars devices, nad where the main telescopy is set on)....the center of the country has a mediterranean climate, the south has a rainy, the austral a cold one...and the antartic...is ice.

A country that is so long and thin that people doesn't either know or belong to east or west, just north and south. For everyday practical purposes, people call east "the mountain" and west "the ocean".

An urban pronunciation of "child". Is pronounced like Child but without the D at the end.

Latin slang for Dick .

A latin slang word for penis.

Verb, to speak to someone in a condescending or patronizing manner. Derived from the noun "chile", an urbanization of the word "child."