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By far the most putrid piece of shit town imaginable, full of redneck white trash bitches, that talk shit behind everyone's back. No one can tell the truth around here, and we're more commonly known for our assortment of gas stations than DeSoto Caverns, which is where mainly obese families and their children.
Bill: Hi, welcome to Childersburg, AL

Tourist: Umm, why did i come here...?

Bill: Probably to check out the seven gas stations we have on our one main street.
by ~J. R. S. July 03, 2011

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