(N.) The Long, Flabby Arm of the law, who's last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars. Weighs nearly 300 lbs. and likes to spend his time on duty at Lard Lad Donut Shop and KrustyBurger.
by G-Union July 28, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003