Top Definition
A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)
Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?

Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?

Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.

Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
by banterbus31 November 10, 2009

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