Top Definition
A highly volatile 32oz. variety of a Long Island Tea, slightly modified for competitive drinkers in search of a true challenge. Comprised of equal parts Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Rum, Tequila, and topped off with a splash of sprite. The competitors are either judged on who can finish ONE in ten minutes, or who passes out last.

Plural: Cock-Teas
"Dude, did you see John after half a Chicken Tea? He was so gone he could've been bro raped!"
by The Loafs Of Meat November 10, 2008

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