If hell could freeze over, it would be Chicago. Horrible public transportation - CTA sucks, if moving there, I suggest you take a car. The weather is miserable, and not just the winters. Oh yeah, and check out the grey, endless flat landscape, inspiring isn't it?
Oh, and don't get me started on the local politics, corruption at its worst. Its most famous gangster, Al Capone, was actually from Brooklyn, moved to Chicago and realized how easy it would be to take advantage of its people.
After hearing so much about how great Chicago was from friends, I came to find out that none of them actually lived in the city. They all live in the fucking suburbs. Hmm, I wonder why?
I must say though, the only redeeming feature of that city is lake Michigan, but I'm sure if given the chance they'll find a way to screw that up too.

Rudyard Kipling on Chicago - "Having seen it, I urgently desire never to see it again."
by hell no! March 24, 2007

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The name of a Terrible Musical
Did You see Chicago ? It sucked !
by ChicagoROCKS June 14, 2004

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Chicago people are "Country New Yorkers"
Chicago is a redneck version of NYC
Chicagoans are country New Yorkers
by TJMCC November 14, 2007

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A city that is no-where near as unique as their smaller, but in comparison, cooler neighbor to the north Milwaukee. People are easily fooled by Chicago's big buildings but in reality only fools would live in "shy-town", its a want to be New York city in the dumpy mid-west. It has nothing that another overpopulated city couldn't offer except a view of an over-polluted lake instead of the ocean.
Milwaukee is way cooler than Chicago because of our cities drunken nature and love for festivals and good eating.
by Alan Knapinski May 28, 2007

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Chicago is a city in the far northeastern part of the state of Illinois.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texasinhabitants.
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are immediately:

1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.
Chicagonad"yea we usta beat those porta rikkans ta def up der"

Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with no wheels for sale for 10 grand"

Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!I'll take it

Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"

Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"

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Ohh yea shit-cago...did i mention that the sears tower was the base design for the ex-twin towers, ohh too bad...yes chicago did it first yet again
beautiful architecture can be found in chicago
by northsider1983 August 21, 2005

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Redneck douchebag animal kingdom. Capital of the Midwest. The native Chicagoans actually take pride in being miserable assholes.
Don't be fooled by the rich rednecks here, Chicago is a total scumbag city.
by Sateyer March 15, 2007

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