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5. Chib
The equivalent of a n00b. Generally it is used when someone is behaving in a ridiculously n00b-like manner. Like when someone is doing something pointless.

Chibbing around can also be another way to call someone a troll.
"Quit being such a chib"

or

"Guys, quit chibbing around!"
1. chib
Verb - To stab.
"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the puss, ya bam. 'Mon well." - "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde."
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2. chib
Comes from the Latin..."Chiberous"..to stab, perice, penetrate. Now taken up by wee Scottish neds as a sign of violence.
"See you ya fuckin' jobby your gonne get chibed right in eh fuckin' coopin!!"

Translation - "I say! Watch out you foul man or else i might have to inflict a sertain amount of pain to your face that could penetrate the skin!"
3. chib
A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D
haw man am gonna chib ur face
4. Chib
(a) Scottish parochial for a street weapon. The weapon may be a regular weapon, like a machette or a knife, but is often an improvised weapon like a club with a blade embedded in it, or a hammer.
(b) Scottish parochial verb for injuring someone with a hand-weapon of some kind.
(a) How dae ye like ma chib, big man, no bad, eh?

(b) See you, ya tool, ah'm gonny chib you, ya radge.
6. Chib
1 Miz.
2 It is a chill one gets after eating an extremely fat filled meal.
You eat a hot dog, bbq chips, and coke all in one meal. Afterwards you eat cotton candy, five chocolate bars, and more fast food. You then are overcome by a chill (but you aren't cold) so it is a CHIB!

Sentence examples:
1 And the busted and the chibs and the chibby bust.
2 That chib was miz.
7. Chib
One who is especially stupid; one with noob like qualities
OH man Sam is such a chib!
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