When you insert your penis in a woman while flaccid so that you can "grow" inside of her like a Chia Pet.
This takes a lot of skill and patience.
Damn I tried to chia pet Kelly Clarkson last night and it was a lot harder than I thought.
A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.
That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?
The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.
Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there
when u agree to something and are happy about it .
girl : u wanna fuck ?
boy : chia pets!
1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.
2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).
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