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When you insert your penis in a woman while flaccid so that you can "grow" inside of her like a Chia Pet. This takes a lot of skill and patience. Damn I tried to chia pet Kelly Clarkson last night and it was a lot harder than I thought.
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A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them. Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two* |
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Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony. That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?
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The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days. Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again. |
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A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair. Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.
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1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.
2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc). ph33r t3h ch1a p3t
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A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out). its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!
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