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Wookiee hair is a term used by people when they are in need of a hair cut or are having a bad hair day. The term wookiee is derived from the popular fictional Star Wars universe race who are completely covered in hair, hirsute bipeds. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca. The term Chewbacca hair or rat's nest may also replace wookiee hair. I was talking to Vincent and he said: "Holy fuck, I have a job interview today, I got a hair cut because I looked like I had wookiee hair".
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| 2. | Chewbacca Snatch | ||
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A vagina that has an excess amount of pubic hair (pubes). The large amount of hair resembles Chewbacca, a hairy wookie from Star Wars. A Chewbacca Snatch is never a pleasant sight.
If you or anyone you know happens to have a Chewbacca Snatch, please take immediate action by shaving the vaginal area or telling the person to shave the area. Bob: So how did your date with Susan go?
Charles: Well I was going down on her, but the bitch had a Chewbacca Snatch, so I put her pants back on and walked out the door. Bob: Brutal. |
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| 3. | Chewbacca | ||
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After chaining your broad to the toilet, feed her a laxative, and wait. While waiting shave her head. Then superglue the hair to her body in "Wookie like" patterns. Then unchain her and give her anal love, then catch the diarrhea in a fish bowl, and feed it to her. Then continue on with the anal love until she goes "grrrrllll" I woke up bold and my ass was aching. I realized I had been subjected to a Chewbacca.
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| 4. | Chewbacca | ||
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When engaged in sexual interourse the man pulls out slaps the female with his hairy balls until she is unconcious at which point he shaves all of his pubic hair off and glues it to her face in the shape of chewbacca. see above example. sexual intercourse is fabulous when you use chewbacca.
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| 5. | chewbacca | ||
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When a prude virgin does not shave her pubic region and it just grows and grows and it starts to look like chewbacca between her legs Omg while she was sleeping I tried to go down on her and I FOUND CHEWBACCA
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| 6. | chewbacca boxers | ||
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Chewbacca boxers refers to the showing of a guys pubic hair and uttering a wookie esque growl. Man: 'Would you like to see my new chewbacca boxers'
Woman: 'ok' Man pulls down front of boxer shorts, thereby exposing pubic region. Man: 'RAAAARRRRRGGGGG' |
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| 7. | Chewbacca balls | ||
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The presence of an unusually large amount of beanbag hair which looks like Chewbacca's face after walking through a wind tunnel. Denny needs to "manscape", he has chewbacca balls.
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