1. It's what you buy if you hate Ford.
2. It's what you don't buy if you like Ford.
3. Like a Ford, it also sucks ass.
Chevy sucks! No, Ford sucks! Bla,bla,bla.....Well, I got sick of both of them and got me a Dodge, so there.
you know on a quiet night if you listen real closely you can hear a chevy rustin away
PAW:well ethel it sounds like that chevy is rustin away again
PAW:i knew i shoulda got that ford
bow-tie's are for little boys, become a man and get Blue Oval Certified. chevy's are not even comparable to the stench off of pig shit, they are that low.
Can Hear Every Valve Rust Oil Leaks Every Time
Short for Chevrolet which continues to build vehicles that can't even outlast their factory warranty. No solid return customer base except for crash helmet short bus riders and resale numbers meant for flea markets and swap meets.
"You own a Chevy?! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!"
a fucking worthless pile usualy body style can be compared to used maytag boxes and handles like a dumpster on wheels
Like a Rock, GM motor Co.
man i took a shit just the other day and it was chevy.....
The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*
"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"
crap cars that handle like boats and have the worst possible volumetric efficiency. Driven by hicks and soccer moms. The kinda car (truck) driven by careless soccermoms who hit your door when they open theirs and/or leave square marks in your bumper from trying to park while on the cell phone.
at stoplight: Chevy revs to 5K anb blows headgasket. Rice boy revs to 8K and blows doors off of chevy.