1. It's what you buy if you hate Ford.

2. It's what you don't buy if you like Ford.

3. Like a Ford, it also sucks ass.
Chevy sucks! No, Ford sucks! Bla,bla,bla.....Well, I got sick of both of them and got me a Dodge, so there.
by GM_Is_Going_Broke May 02, 2005
new battery 73$

new tranny 500$

new motor 1000$

cost of stolen stereo due to crappy locks 900$

wishing it would burst into flames=priceless
my brothers trans am/camero made in 1981
by CHRYSLER MAN July 26, 2004
piece of shit that any ford can whip
damn my chevy is slow, I should of bought a ford
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
bow-tie's are for little boys, become a man and get Blue Oval Certified. chevy's are not even comparable to the stench off of pig shit, they are that low.
Can Hear Every Valve Rust Oil Leaks Every Time
by Bad ass ford man September 17, 2003
a fucking worthless pile usualy body style can be compared to used maytag boxes and handles like a dumpster on wheels
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
Chevy a Divison of GM (General Motors). Has to be the worst car company. In NASCAR it only rules due to the fact the GM hot shots are friends with the NASCAR big shots. As for General Motors Failure.

Just Remeber this:
C Cheap
H Heavy
E Empty
V Vechiles
Y Yearly
CHEVY like a rock, doesn;t move.
by Kyle Santos July 19, 2005
1. Hick-mobile
2. Ford Fodder
3. Lame.
dude. owning a chevy is like marrying a supermodel without a pussy. whats the point?
by Shnitzel May 04, 2003
popular car which sucks in proportion of 90% when compared to imports. Poorly rated in crash tests, overall performance, economy, reliability and depreciation value. After a few years it makes scary noises and blows blue smoke (piston rings and cheap-ass valves haha). People buy it cause their grandpa had one and they don't know any better.
A simpler definition: opposite of Toyota
Dave Coleman once said: "we should not have speed limits, we should have momentum limits. The momentum contained in a 3 ton rock ("like a rock") would devastate a civic. Suzie would be doin' 34 mph while I'd be at 120 in my civic, to equal the momentum, that is. That's a world I can live in"
by V8KILR September 20, 2004

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