A chet, is a chet

A man who is ingeniously mechanically inclined, meticulous and tidy in his work, a born leader, always the alpha in a pack of men, uses keen logic in everything he does, is particularly good in running a business, extraordinarily talented in finding new ways to generate money, a quick learner and highly intelligent(smart enough to be dangerous to anyone who gets on his bad side), articulate in speech (and thus is usually seen attached to a cell phone), and generally family based. Chets make good faithful husbands, fearless patriots, successful business owners, loving fathers, fulfilling lovers, honest Christians, stoic protectors of all that is dear to a man, awesome friends, keen outdoorsmen, wicked-cool inventors, and dangerous pranksters. It is nearly impossible to outwit a Chet. If a Chet doesn't know you that well, then it is in your best interest to always be polite to him. Do not expect to insult a Chet without losing your job or social standing as he will thoroughly shame you and put you in your rightful place. Chets can be your best friends or worst enemies. Often they are misunderstood and thought of as assholes, when in reality, they are just blunt and don't put up with crap from anyone. But once you get to know a Chet, you will undoubtedly wish you were one, or at least his friend. It is easy to be jealous of them. If a woman prefers a white bellied, soft-handed man who wears designer clothes, she should NEVER marry or even date a Chet.

when trying to say shit too quickly...resulting in chet.

A typical college frat guy. Sometimes called dude-bros, they love giving each other bro-grabs and high fives. Popped collars are a must. Most of them were usually once football players in highschool and "totally railed" the prom queen. beer is usually only consumed from a bong or by keg stands. Large groups of them amass at house parties. Most of them only wear A&F Fierce cologne to attrack the opposite sex. They are always prepaired to wrestle/arm wrestle/pushup contest/pickup heavy things contest someone at a party to establish dominance

The callsign of an S-3B pilot who lives in Jacksonville, Fl. Possibly based on Bill Paxton's character from Wierd Science because when he drinks he turns into a dick. His sexuality is jokingly suspect and his choice of progressive clothes are often a topic of discussion.

A young boy roughly around the ages of 20-25 that acts like a very disgusting useless old man.

A pet that is like a child to it's owner(s). Child+Pet= Chet.