Chestermite 

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.

I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?

Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

Chesterland Ohio 

A small town in Ohio with no sidewalks and noothing to do. Kids are so bored, they resort to drugs and underage drinking.

Duuude, lets go smoke some weeeed cause there is nothing better to do in chesterland Ohio

Chesterland Ohio by Juno Mcguffy March 1, 2011

Chestermere 

A southern Alberta municipality, built around a natural lake, and known for its recreational activities, which are enjoyed year-round. Chestermere is a small city full of lake-side parks, boating, beaches, skating, snowmobiling, and much more, located very close to the large city of Calgary. It contains plenty of nice people, and a bad driver, every now and then, which people like to complain about too much on social media, mixing small town personality with modern tools. It has its growing pains, but overall, it is an incredible place for all kinds families and people to live.

Bruno: Dude, it’s insane af to have a boat in Calgary.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.

Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.

Chestermere by technicallyeverywhere August 24, 2018

chesterton republican army 

Bunch of chavs who run around chesterton in there fake stone island hoodies and jackets trying to beat up old ladies and there dogs.
Is especially violent to any one with morals or is part of the BBA.

That wanker is wearing a fake stone island and has his cock out, He must be part of the Chesterton republican army.

chesterton republican army by Suck a man pewb February 21, 2018

Chesterland 

a peaceful quaint township where the Return to Africa (RTA) does not pass through, thus property values hold steady

Dude, I am so moving to Chesterland..

Chesterland by Frenchy-Foo January 7, 2011

Chesterton, Indiana 

Chesterton is located in Northwest Indiana. Home of a kick ass swim team that always beats the skanks and douches at munster. The swim team has 15 straight conference wins, 12 straight sectional wins, 2 state titles soon to be 2 more due to the large freshman class that came in 2010. Go trojans!!!!

Chesterton, Indiana, home of a more premier swim program that beats munsters "premier" program.

Chesterton, Indiana by Trojan-territory November 21, 2011

Chesterton 

A somewhat small town in Northwest Indiana. It consists of some pretty cool people, and lots and lots of corn. It is also considered a suburb of Chicago. It has some nice beaches, even though Michigan has better ones on lake Michigan, and it is way way way too flat.

Hey! where are you going? I'm going to Chesterton.

Chesterton by CMLB June 24, 2008