(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)
he always knows just the thing to say to make a girl's heart melt. for her tummy to be filled with little butterflies. to make her feel especially loved. the happiest girl on the face of the earth.
so, in other words?
chester is damn near perfect(:
i love him, swear.
person 2: damn, she's lucky.
person 1: i knoww.
"I like it when people put clothespins on my chesters."
"My left chester is a tad bit hairier than my right one."