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Disgusting, midget-sized female "device" which can cause internal damages, including a prolapse. Named so as it looks like it was taken from an over-sized chess board. ie; Dildo
Steve: Look at this disgusting video I found!
Robert: Dude, what is she sitting on? That fucking thing is huge!
Steve: It looks like a huge Chess Piece! OMG, is that blood coming out of her ass? PROLAPSE!!
Robert: Aww piss, thats gross!
by ScooterP December 29, 2010

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A short fat robust person. One who looks extremely sturdy such as a tree stump. Resembles a living, breathing, walking, human chode. In short, Matthew Nola.
Wow, Danny Devito is a fuckin chess piece.
by Dan Dildo Fowler June 09, 2004

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