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1.
An older female (typically cougar, pre-cougar, or post-cougar) with a level of physical augmentation at or above the same order of magnitude as Cher, an aging pop star.
Bro, that coug at the bar last night had a great ass but it's a damned shame she was a Cherwolf. I was hoping for my first cougar.

Went to the corner bar last night but a group of Cherwolves just beat me to the best table. Poor waiter, it reminded me of Escape from LA.
by Cap'n Barbarossa October 02, 2013