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1.
1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
example
"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"
by Kigs December 06, 2006
 
2.
Slang word meaning "Whatever" or "Yea right"
Ugly Whore: "Man im so sexy"

Guy that heard it: "Chert!"
by Joseph Filla October 07, 2004
 
3.
An incredibly greasy pussy.

Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe."
Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."
by Alex Hudock February 13, 2009
 
4.
Another word for chode or durf.
Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!
by MVtaintlick1975 November 14, 2006