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7.
Name for British football club Chelsea after their purchase by Roman Abramovich, a Russian billionaire with questionable connections, who decided if you can't beat 'em, outspend 'em. This has led to two League titles and considerable trash-talking from their supporters, making Chelsea Britain's answer to American baseball's Boston Red Sox.
What would Chelski be without Russkie mob money?
The kind of stink they used to be, instead of the one they are now.
by UncleMikeNJ August 19, 2008
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An english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate
If we don't win the title we will steal it.
by Olives August 22, 2003
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2.
What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.
Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.
by Gumba Gumba May 22, 2004
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A Business who claim to play football. Chelski claim to be based in London.
Moscow's richest football club.

"Did you go and watch Chelski on sunday Tom?"
"Nah, there weren't any coaches to Russia"
by Matthew Smith March 02, 2005
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Shitty Premiership club from London,owned by a russian mafia boss - Roman Abramovich - which aplauds every their goal like a fuckin´ faggot and pounds Mourinho´s ass after the matches.Chelski has no history whatsoever.Plays every year with a different squad.The club´s manager is a CHEATING and arrogant nitwit who has no idea of football and threatens UEFA referees.
-How many games haven't Chelski beaten Arsenal in Premiership?
-17.
by Anonymous Gooner April 08, 2005
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Chelski, also known as Chelsea. A London based football club which is owned by a Russian billionaire named: Roman Abramovich.

With out their comrad Roman Abramovich, Chelsea would still be a nobody, not that they are a somebody, they are just famous for buying players who like to dive and cheat in matches.

Chelski are a very poor team, always have been and always will be.
Chelski have the ball and Drogba is cleanly tackled by Ashley Cole for Arsenal to win possession of the ball...the ball is kicked out of play for yet 'another' Drogba related incident...diving little pillow biter.
by Gayman Abramobitch May 27, 2006
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The nickname given to Chelsea Football Club since Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich became owner.

Manager Claudio Ranieri had no idea what to do with all the money thrown at him, but since he was sacked and Jose Mourinho became manager they have become Premiership champions in his first season there.
Choice quotes from Urban Dictionary:

The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy)

formally known as Chelsea, now owned by some fucked up russian. buyin everyone in the world but will not win the premiership
by Jack-up man! August 29, 2005
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