The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.
Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.
Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
The Cheese Beanie is a toasted sandwich, much like a cheese toasty except the filling contains a fusion of cheese and baked beans.
The cheese beanie slogan is: Minimum effort, maximum taste... Mmmmm!
Optional complimentary sauces might include brown sauce, worcester sauce or piri-piri sauce but don't take our word for it, go experiment...!
Mate, you have just got to try a cheese beanie! It's what your stomach's been yearning for!