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Cheerio Landmine 

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012
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Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

The definition of a Jerma joke.
What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!
Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018

cheerio dick 

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.
A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.
cheerio dick by jpg3 October 28, 2011

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

Cheerios Family

A family that is composed of interracial couples who are or likely to have children that share some physical features of each parent. It could be a mix of anything, African American and White, White and Asian, Middle Eastern and Indian, Indian and Asian, African American and Native, Indian and Latino, ...etc.

The term arose recently in the social media as used by Megan Hatcher-Mays in JEZEBEL in response to many retards who gone re-retarded after watching a Cheerios advertisement that showed an interracial family (Caucasian mother and African American father) and their multiracial/Biracial looking daughter. Some disgusting people on Youtube reacted repulsively against the Interracial and Biracial cutlure; as a result Cheerios had to delete and disable comments on YouTube where the video was posted.
- Walmart customer: Hey Kevin, call the security quick, looks like that Black nanny is kidnapping that kinda dark skin Asian kid.
- Friend of Walmart customer: No you stupid Dumbass retard, they could be just a Cheerios Family! Didn't you see that Cheerios Ad on T.V. to know that interracial couples exist!
- Walmart Customer: WTF is Cheerios Family?
- Friend of Walmart customer: Dude, calm down, when you go home, open your computer and search Cheerios Family on Urban Dictionary.
Cheerios Family by Allawee June 1, 2013

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.
I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.
flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013