Chong: "Who is it?"
Cheech: "Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"
Cheech: "Dave man, open up!"
Cheech: "Yeah Dave, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"
Chong: "Dave's not here!"
Other characteristics include dirty, nappy hair and the smell of patchouli
Guy2: WTF? They're not even Mexican.
Guy1: Hey, Chong wasn't Mexican.
Guy2: Oh yeah.
chong:"damn,who's this fine chick"(pulls over to pick up what he thinks is a Busty young lady)
chong"how you doin baby,you need a ride"
cheech:(he climbs into the shitty lowrider)
chong:"hey your not a chick"
cheech"yeah,I know but that's the only way I can get a ride man" CHEECH AND CHONG
potheadB: "ohh shit! oh shit! chong!"
potheadA: "ohh you get to take the next hit!"
potheadC: "cheech and chong sucks. this game blows."