Chea-B-S is a great skatepark. The only problem is that its infested with cheabs. (look up definition of CHEAB).
The cheabs of Chea-B-S are the cheabiest cheabs of all cheabs. They don't ever skate. They just run around and cause havoc.
The head-cheabs inlcude:
JarrOd- President Cheab
Liam- Vice Cheab
Cory- Secretary of Suck
RJ- Secretary of annoyingSHITS
Blake- Secretary of Anger
Elijah- Colored Representative
Cool Kid #2: "Nah, im sick of all those damn cheabs. I would rather skate paradise funplex."
Cheabs love skating bowl but could not do a switch blunt to save their life.
Cheabs usally drive Volkswagen Beetles and write curse words on their board.
For an unknown reason cheabs have the strong desire to be with Steve Workman.
Origin of cheab: A very amazing sexy 14 year old discovered the word while attempting to read the word beach backwards. An ugly 16 year old whos last name rhymes with crumbulay thought of a definition for the word. This was inside a skatepark shop in September 2011.
"Look at that kid riding his punchbuggy, he is such a Cheab"
"Damn whyd that cheab come here?, I bet hes just here to talk about Steve Workman"
Someone who can't win a game of flatground skate.
Someone who invents the gayest shit tricks on mini ramp.
Someone who misses the last trick of a skateboard train.
Someone who rides CCS griptape.
Someone who always gets in the way.
Someone who does fs 180 nosegrab air-outs.
Someone who breaks their collar bone on a skim board.
Someone who pushes mongo.
You can really just tell by natural instinct if a kid is a Cheab or not. (Unless you are a cheab)
Origin of the word Cheab: In 1969, a skater tryed to read the word "Beach" backwards, and ended up saying "Cheab". He was obviously a Cheab.