Being so incredibly stoned that you can't move, hold any sort of conversation whatsoever, and will only accept "Steak & Shake" as the answer to everything.
Ben: Yo man you wanna go to Wal-Mart with me?
Evan: Nah man I'm chazzed. Steak & Shake?
The act of enticing a potential mistress back to your place of residence after a night of drinking, only to later spoon and cuddle with.
Friend 1: Dude, so whatever happened with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't want to talk about it.
Friend 1: You got chazzed again, didn't you?
To receive a short, funny, or matter-of-fact IM, with no follow up response.
I totally got chazzed again today. Chuck sent me an IM saying that, "this girl was at Hobby Lobby (according to foursquare)." I replied with a "lol," but received no further response.
N. A feeling of incredible badness. V. To be owned greatly Adj, to Be Owned.
"I was so Chazzed last night." "Ricky Chazzed me in Halo last night"