a mystical creature that is as beautiful as it is witty. The awesome awesomeness flows from this creature like glitter at a sweet sixteen party. They're great with making friends and usually have dark hair. They can be quiet at times but, given the chance to party... they will... Some have dry senses of humor and can be confused easily... that's part of the humor. Chaymes are Chuck Norris cool with a better rack.
Wow, that creature just quoted Homer Simpson, gave my computer more memory, and successfully told a poop/sex story, I think that was a Chayme.
by ghettobootybuttslut March 07, 2010