- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag

- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with

- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged

- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange

- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara

- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful

- Favourite shop is Primark.

Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.