Chauch

one who is a total douche or tool, usually someone who is a try hard at some activity

"Is that guy really blasting kings of leon in his honda civic right now?"
"Dude what a chauch!"

by grubadub September 8, 2013

Chauch

or Church Is an expression used by west coast Pimps and Rappers as defined by Snoop Dogg and Pimp Bishop Magic Don Juan As Seeing god in all that you do,
a way to live rightiously. a celebration of lifes glory

such as "hallelujuah" or "salute"

Dinks are poured as a toast instead of cheers someone says 'Chauch nigga chauch, house it.'

by highalltimes October 22, 2007

Chauch

A girl who, regardless or how she dresses (although stereotypically characterized by preppy bitches), acts stuck up and snobbish.

Could also be male, although less so.

On occasion the word becomes overused by poser bitches who think it only means someone who dresses preppy or is popular.

I don't care what you say, that goth chick is such a chauch.

by causte March 9, 2005

Chauch

a girlfriend who is Beautiful,smart,loyal,and who's boy friend is THE SHIT! =P

Ex.1:Richard's Girl Friend is a chauch!
Ex 2:"Hey Chauch.. "

by Bunches May 4, 2008

Chauche

A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.

God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche

by ENIWUNEJ October 31, 2011

Chauching

The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.

Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."

by DucatiDude#16 April 2, 2015

chauch

Pritty boys who are beefy, vain, do stripper dances at the club and think its hot, wear tight shirts.
Also possibly tan, use hair products, go to the gym to be looked at, have frosted tiped hair.

Look at those chauchy guys over there, they look more into themselves than that himboTrent.

by smoothy-o January 16, 2005