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Something or someone that you own.
Don't talk to the chattel, talk at the chattel.

Have you seen my chattel?

Shut your mouth chattel!
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This is another name for the males genitalia, usually referring to the scrotum and testicles.
He told a women that her dress made her look fat, so she kicked him square in the chattels.
by Johndar January 04, 2013
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