Chatspeak is pretty much the Language of the Idiots. It is used by those too stupid/lazy to type properly.
This is an example of chatspeak: yo u wanna go 2 da mall 2dai
"Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate
assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.
oh my god, y do u call me a n00b!!!11111!!!1!one!!11 *angr fce*
Slang and misspelled words that are commonly used on IM.
lyke omgzz hai grrlfren!!!1!1!1one ohemgee lyke eye saw diz grrl upp 2 da m@ll n she wuz lyke omgzzz u suk n i wuz lyke waaaa!!! :'( Will g2g l8rr!!!1!!1 oxox
Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.
Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!
Language used by clueless idiots who think that intentionally misspelling words is cool, and anyone who does not speak chatspeak is not trendy or cool.
Person: lyke, OMGZ!11111 i luvvvv ch4tsP34k!!1111
Me: Your an idiot.
Person: OMGZ!!1111, ur a looozerrrr!
From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.
Here are some of the more popular ones:
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon
Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?
Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe
I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...
Taking Off My Training Bra
Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?
Hang On,Getting More Pringles
Weeping Silently To Self.
Considered by many to be a disgrace to the English language yet by others, a convenient way of symplifying sentences. A method of shortening words devised by countless web- surfers. Chatspeak is a whole language in itself, and new terms are constantly being added to it. Often, symbols are used in chatspeak. (!@#$%^&*... etc.) Is proven to degrade a person's English use and be a complete waste of time.
SYNONYMS: MSN-speak/ AIM-speak/ Chatroom- abbreviations
ANTONYMS: Correct English Grammar
RELATED WORDS: look at synonyms
COMMON MISPELLINGS: Chtspk
CHATSPEAK-USER: Yo Yo Yo Lyk, O/\/\G the 0T|-|3R d@y I woz lyk pwning these /\/00Bs. LMFAO. I s3d u suX & u shud go 2 h3LL & di. ROFL.
NORMAL-PERSON: What are you saying? Repeat that in English please.
CHATSPEAK-USER: O/\/\G th@t IS N-glISH. R U, lyk fR3/\/(H dOOd?
NORMAL-PERSON: Well I have to go. I'll talk to you later - not!