When talking to someone on chat (fb, skype, msn etc.) and they take forever to respond, and the pace of the chat resembles a game of chess.
You: Hey, how r u?
Them: Good, yaself?
You: nb, how was work?
(A long time passes)
Them: Um, it was ok.
You: Ahuh...what you doing now?
(Again, time passes. They start typing. They delete it. They start again.)
You: WTF IS THIS, CHAT CHESS?!!!