The charva seems to have evolved slightly ( only very slightly, they still resemble sub-intelligent ape like species). Where we used to see the various coloured berghauses with the odd 'tab' burn now we see the Meria peak. It seems as though in charva land this is this season's must have. Unfortunately it only comes in 4 colours leadding to every fourth charva wearing an identical coat. This teamed with the old uniform of Henry Lloyd jumpers, knock-off burberry hats and rockports with strange reflective edging all adds up to pretty bad reading for all us goths, skaters, grungies or just normal people as it seems that rather than dieing out as a species charvas seem to be progressing. Well we can but hope, after all, the dinosaurs died out and they weren't exactly pretty either.
by Bex October 27, 2003
See mumpa. This is the word in the ascendance to describe a charva.
Synomyms: Wretched, pathetic, in-bred, teenage parents, examples of the need for birth control, catalogue-shoppers, fraudsters, debtors, doomed, cracker-spawn, unwanted, under-nourished, foolish, narrow, ultra-plebian, bastard children, unloved.
Synomyms: Wretched, pathetic, in-bred, teenage parents, examples of the need for birth control, catalogue-shoppers, fraudsters, debtors, doomed, cracker-spawn, unwanted, under-nourished, foolish, narrow, ultra-plebian, bastard children, unloved.
'Mumpas like to pretend to be rich, but they are in fact the poorest and most wretched people in the whole of the British Isles'
by evelyn waughfare December 4, 2003
by goth January 3, 2004
I no every1 h8s charvas n so do i but i av a really good mate who weres some ov the charva stuff but she is sooooooo nice, and i no alot ov charvas complain that other people dont like them but its because most charvas are horrible 2 every1, and charvas say we dont like them coz they dont like us. Yer but U stated it!
by Rhiannon March 16, 2005
rite i am a charva n i dont have a coke can fringe,bright orange face,n im not racist etc.
i think people think charvas r cheap,pathetic n nasty cos they have either come across one n got on wrong side or they just r bein stereotypical!!!
i wear rockports,spray way,sum gold jewelry,2 silver rings,any type of trousers dont have to be SKIN TIGHT
but i dont hang round on street corners drinkin cider cos tht jst plain stupid.i hang round a large group of lads n lasses n they r perfectly normal.
if u r not a charva u describe them steroetypicaly
eg big massive hoops + gets pregnant
some charvs r hard some r wannabes that r soft, but if u say they r soft y do u avoid them when u go out?if your so hard n they arent shuddnt u stand up to them!!!well not the case cos ppl dnt wanna get jumped on n all.anywayz u cant really say that charvs r nasty etc when u avnt tried bein 1, so then if u all hate charvs do u hate goths aswel????cos u r all skittin charvs for bein cheap n tacky etc but what ''trend'' do you follow?cos im sure u wud get griefed anywayz,lol,
l8az
i think people think charvas r cheap,pathetic n nasty cos they have either come across one n got on wrong side or they just r bein stereotypical!!!
i wear rockports,spray way,sum gold jewelry,2 silver rings,any type of trousers dont have to be SKIN TIGHT
but i dont hang round on street corners drinkin cider cos tht jst plain stupid.i hang round a large group of lads n lasses n they r perfectly normal.
if u r not a charva u describe them steroetypicaly
eg big massive hoops + gets pregnant
some charvs r hard some r wannabes that r soft, but if u say they r soft y do u avoid them when u go out?if your so hard n they arent shuddnt u stand up to them!!!well not the case cos ppl dnt wanna get jumped on n all.anywayz u cant really say that charvs r nasty etc when u avnt tried bein 1, so then if u all hate charvs do u hate goths aswel????cos u r all skittin charvs for bein cheap n tacky etc but what ''trend'' do you follow?cos im sure u wud get griefed anywayz,lol,
l8az
by jes February 5, 2004
the 'charv' orginally comes from newcastle and the north east. they can be spotted wearing rockports, reebok trackie b's and berghaus's. However some where tight jeans and a stripy blue fred perry jumper.
an example of the charva is a lass of about 15 hangin around a shopping centre with her friends, laughin at people. they are not as bad as some people make them out to be!
by Razza1212 February 28, 2005
a common occurance in england a "charva"can be found loitering around street corners, bus stops shops, wasteland, basically anywhere. ALL charvers wear luminous colours best shown off in the form of a berghaus or sprayway survival and ski jackets, they have alot of sports gear,from decent brands such as nike and adidas to lower budget goods such as kappa(not so popular now and le coq sportif. latest addition to urban "charva" wear are the daft looking and highly priced rockport series of footwear (and also jackets)costing up to £160, just to wreck with hot rocks from the many lambert and butlers. sovereign rings and O.T.T amounts of GOLD jewellry also found on the necks and fingers of charvs.
just look around any british town or city, this new breed are expanding in a big way! watch out bolly weaver like hew!
by scotty February 17, 2003