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A rural village near Canterbury, Kent with its own St Mary's church. It also has a local primary school which is frankly a hovel of learning full to the brim with the local scallywag pikes and other chav riff-raff, occasionally gifted youth are sent there and make it to secondary school but fewer still carry on to do A-levels or proper university degrees, let alone learn to read or spell.
It contains many picturesque houses and cottages by the river Stour which runs directly through the village to power the newspaper factory via a watermill. It is the main manufacturer of the Kent Gazette, a small and thoroughly useless article which only contains information that the geriatric or otherwise mentally derranged would care about. Chartham is rather ruined by the area of slums known as "The Hyde", where Chavs and Irish-Tinker-Settlers use their spawn to collect benefits from the government to build their nests. They are an invasive sub-species of human (Homo Homonculus?) and have spread in recent years at an alarming rate. They can give birth to litters of 4 and can raise up to 8 at one time.
I really want to get out of this shit-hole chartham because there is nothing to do
by Moriarty1991 February 01, 2011
 
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A beautiful little village situated on the outskirts of Canterbury, blighted by the existance of moriarty1991 who wrote the original definition. Clearly an egotistical middle class brat who has had their anus wiped for them since they were born and is living in a twisted reality. For someone so articulately barbed you lack logic and compassion.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
Chartham is a firm supporter of Asian Retail Enrichment
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by rickyritchie1987 May 04, 2011