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charnon : of or pertaining to charnopolis
usually an inhabitant of new york city
ghetto fabulous life style
best in the business
strong attraction to squirrels
has firm beliefs in Baby Jesus, Spiderman and Vodka over Gin
Person1: OH LOOK! a charnon
Person2: How rare and unique!
Person1: i bet she lives a fly and fancy lifestyle and has a strong attraction to squirrels!
Person2: Oh yes indeed! and i bet she is the best in the business and prefers vodka to gin!
Person1: how very insightful...
by CharnopolisTribe April 18, 2010

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