One who makes excessive weird noises while thinking or explaining something.
Dude, Charlie, can you speak without the weird noises for once?
by zelie/chrissy April 10, 2010
A cock blocker of epic proportions whose only goal in life is to block any advance on a woman. He cock blocks as he believes he will get near it with the girl but in fact she wants to get away. Everyone knows he's a cock blocker and he cant admit it.
"That guy was getting near it until that guy did a Charlie"
by The Truth Guru October 02, 2011
A man that can not make a decision. He is always sweet at first, and then does a complete 180. Usually has erectile dysfunction and doesn't even seem to know it. Becomes fat as they age, and will inevitably go no farther than a couch in the garage. Beware a Charlie always looks used and abused before he reaches thirty. Worst part, he is still too dumb to realize it's his own fault.
Person 1: Why do I recognize you?

Person 2: I'm...uh... Charlie's ex.

Person 1: Umm, really?

Person 2: Yeah, I know, Charlie Aaron was the worst mistake I ever made.

Person 1: Should have never dated a Charlie.
by HottChick December 07, 2010
a perfect being... the word charlie is of teutonic origin meaning hero... a one in a billion guy so good looking jelous friends and ex girlfriends torture him to make him look ugly
geez charlie was good looking until 3 ugly cunts had a hissy fit cause he was better lookin then they could ever dream of bein

hey charlies better looking then me and better at sex and his dick is bigger :(

i cant believe charlie dumped me just cause i cheat on him what about my feelings i know il tell every one he bashes me hopefully that will stop girls from going out with him
by upset depressed sister girl July 15, 2012
A drug-abusing, woman-using, egotistical, mysogynist, porn-star-wanna-be, male-chauvinistic, boastful asshole of a guy who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else in the world. Attractive and charming at first, he cares about no one but himself and his wants and needs of the moment, and when that has been satisfied he moves on to the next victim-to-be. He hangs out with hookers and paid yes-men because any one in their right mind would not be around him otherwise.
I used to think you were a nice guy but then I realized you were a Charlie
by sweetgeorgiabrown April 10, 2011
The definition of 'anti-LAD'. Never been less of a LAD. So far off a LAD he can't even see a LAD. BOOM.
'What a fucking Charlie'; 'You are such a Charlie'.
by JoJo, JuJu and JONES. April 29, 2010
He bit my finger.
"Ouch Charlie!"
by derT107 December 22, 2008

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