I'm Charlie Sheen! "WINNING"
Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)
Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen
Joey didn't make it to work on Monday. I heard he pulled a Charlie Sheen
so it doesn't surprise me.
Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.
Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.
Throwing a 36-hour house party with a pornstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of porn, only to critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. You then spend the next couple of days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together.
Anthony: Yo what happened bro? I haven't seen you in a month! Last time I saw you, you locked yourself in a room with a porn star carrying a suit case.
Henry: Yeah man, I still don't remember what happened! That's what I get for pulling off a Charlie Sheen...
A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
Noun: The reflective, glistening coat of lube or bodily fluid left on genitals after sex.
1. After making love, he proudly walked through the apartment naked, showing off his charlie sheen.
2. Already late for work, she jumped in the shower, washed away the charlie sheen, and got dressed.