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11. Charleston Chew
Start off by shitting into one's mouth, laying the chocolate base. Then jizz in it to add the cream filling. Complete the act by making them chew it up, resembling a chewed up candy bar. Is rumored to taste just like the famous candy bar.
Betty said she had the munchies, so I gave her a good ol' Charleston Chew.
1. Charleston Chew
A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.
'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.

'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'

2. Charleston chew
a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy
"And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre
by fresh prince Jun 22, 2005 add a video
3. Charleston chew
A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
4. Charleston Chew
When a woman takes a poop, then makes her boyfriend eat it, while fingering his girlfriend.
How was your date last night?
Bad. My girlfriend made me have a charleston chew.
Oh. That sucks.
5. Charleston Chew
Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.
I can't believe she ate a friggin' Charleston Chew!
6. Charleston chew
when you make the bitch put plastic wrap around her mouth, then take a shit and make her chew the shit through the plastic
tasteless, but smells like a charleston chew
by boundbyfatefucker Sep 11, 2005 add a video
7. Charleston Chew
To pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it. Giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.
Guy 1 - "So what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

Guy 2 - "She let me give her a Charleston Chew...also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer"
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